I confess

mines tells me to pull it out and wave it @ peebles in downtown rush hour traffic. teh cops don't like that and tell me to put it away, or they'll charge me with assault.

 

Mines got a left curve

 

Mines straight for the most part, though it does hang to the left a bit. I like it though, i need to thank my dad next time i see him for getting me circumcized. What an inconvienence that would have been having foreskin and all.