I command you to take a dump.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by HerbuhLovuh, May 25, 2004.

  1. I command you to take a dump.

    I command you to take a dump.

    I command you to take a dump.

  2. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    you owe me a pair of pants

    you owe me a pair of pants

    you owe me a pair of pants and one sock
  3. Ginge

    Ginge Ye Olde Member

    An ode to shitting! :)

  4. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

    thats the funnyest thing ive heard all day
  5. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)


    *still trying*

    *trys some more*

    Ok... what happens if I can't since your commanding...do I get punished???
  6. Yes. Ginge, please hold her down while I administer a very vicious punishment(you know what I am going to do).
  7. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyesssss I mean noooooooooooooooooo...
  8. luvndrumn

    luvndrumn Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Here ya go (literally), earthy!:D

  9. Get that crap outta here I don't believe in artificial solutions.
  10. Ginge

    Ginge Ye Olde Member

    *holds her down and tries not to look*

    Hear no, see no, speak no, do no evil...
  11. OK. It's been done. It will take an infinite ammount of time for this soluzion to work.
  12. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

    what about feeling evil???:rolleyes:
  13. If you want to feel right in there please you might find the next thing we will be extracting.
    *herbal puts on his white coat
  14. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    ohh crap, I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.
  15. Since there might be up to eight craps in my ass I haven't found a way to get out yet I am eating a massive bowl of flax meal(fiber). Ahh yes, there goes three.
  16. GRandpa herbal thought this message was so important he even put it here: http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5785
    See, when Grandpa Herbal was still full of more crap, he thought it was more important to get high, then to be full of crap. I am certain no one will get the message because I am unable to provide naykidape with not only a pair of pants, but an entirely new sock. I am sorry, I help you poop [on yourself] for free, honest. Much more exciting then letitng it fester where no one can see who we I am's are!
  17. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    EX-LAX for that "get up and go" feeling!!!
  18. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    I'll shave the sides of my hawk instead
  19. I am not so easily fooled.
  20. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I bet ya are.......

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