I command you to take a dump.

I command you to take a dump.

I command you to take a dump.

I command you to take a dump.

-herbal

 

you owe me a pair of pants

you owe me a pair of pants

you owe me a pair of pants and one sock

 

An ode to shitting!

 

thats the funnyest thing ive heard all day

 

*trys*

*still trying*

*trys some more*

Ok... what happens if I can't since your commanding...do I get punished???

 

Yes. Ginge, please hold her down while I administer a very vicious punishment(you know what I am going to do).

 

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyesssss I mean noooooooooooooooooo...

 

Here ya go (literally), earthy!

 

Get that crap outta here I don't believe in artificial solutions.

 

*holds her down and tries not to look*

Hear no, see no, speak no, do no evil...

 

OK. It's been done. It will take an infinite ammount of time for this soluzion to work.

 

what about feeling evil???

 

If you want to feel right in there please you might find the next thing we will be extracting.
*herbal puts on his white coat

 

ohh crap, I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants.

 

Since there might be up to eight craps in my ass I haven't found a way to get out yet I am eating a massive bowl of flax meal(fiber). Ahh yes, there goes three.

 

GRandpa herbal thought this message was so important he even put it here: http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5785
See, when Grandpa Herbal was still full of more crap, he thought it was more important to get high, then to be full of crap. I am certain no one will get the message because I am unable to provide naykidape with not only a pair of pants, but an entirely new sock. I am sorry, I help you poop [on yourself] for free, honest. Much more exciting then letitng it fester where no one can see who we I am's are!

 

EX-LAX for that "get up and go" feeling!!!

 

I'll shave the sides of my hawk instead

 

I am not so easily fooled.

 

I bet ya are.......