I can't go into work today because...

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  1. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Work? No thanks-tried it once-didn't like it.
     
    puggybear, Mar 24, 2013
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  3. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    This actually SERIOUSLY happened to me last summer. I live in the woods and this 50 foot tree fell and there is literally no other way out. No one believed me til I sent the pics on FB.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Mar 24, 2013
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  5. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    ...because I went to bed with pants on and woke up without them, so I need to call the police and figure out who raped me/stole my pants/etc.
     
    DroopySnoopy, Mar 24, 2013
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  7. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    Because in Mexico with a cold beer in my hand.

    I actually used that one and it was true.
     
    Mike Suicide, Mar 24, 2013
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  9. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    ...because I was busy having Breakfast at Tiffany's and she sort of took advantage of me. (I wish)
     
    DroopySnoopy, Mar 24, 2013
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  11. Mike Suicide

    Mike Suicide Sweet and Tender Hooligan

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    Because I got in a bar fight on my lunch break and I'm in jail. (happened to a co-worker)
     
    Mike Suicide, Mar 24, 2013
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  13. oxyqueen

    oxyqueen Member

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    because I'm allergic to winter.
     
    oxyqueen, Mar 25, 2013
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  15. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    If God wanted me to work I'd have been born with a job....
     
    Ranger, Mar 25, 2013
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  17. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Can't go into work today because I did that yesterday, dahling
     
    BeachBall, Mar 28, 2013
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  19. oxyqueen

    oxyqueen Member

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    Because I won the lottery and btw I quit!
     
    oxyqueen, Mar 28, 2013
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  21. Ranger

    Ranger Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    I forgot where I left it...
     
    Ranger, Mar 28, 2013
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  23. MeatyMushroom

    MeatyMushroom Juggle Tings Proppuh

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    I can't go into work today because my abdomen seems to have disappeared
     
    MeatyMushroom, Mar 28, 2013
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  25. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    "Hello,Boss-I can't come into work today because of excuse #13"
     
    puggybear, Mar 29, 2013
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  27. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I broke a nail
     
    BeachBall, Mar 29, 2013
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  29. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    ..because I left the key in the door when I came home last night-so now I can't get out!
     
    puggybear, Mar 29, 2013
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  31. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    because I don't work on any days that end with the letter y.
     
    Spectacles, Mar 30, 2013
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  33. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    I shot my boss.
     
    Fairlight, Mar 30, 2013
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  35. Justin_Hale

    Justin_Hale ( •_•)⌐■-■ ...(⌐■_■)

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    I have an eye problem.

    I can't see myself going to work today.
     
    Justin_Hale, Mar 30, 2013
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  37. Eye Contact

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    I've got a wave to catch.
     
    Eye Contact, Mar 30, 2013
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  39. Aerianne

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    My septic tank is backed up and I'm waiting on a pump out.
     
    Aerianne, Mar 30, 2013
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