I can't go into work today because...

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  1. Maelstrom

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    The sex is too good to leave the bed.
     
    Maelstrom, Jan 22, 2013
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  3. Jennifer19

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    because it's to damn cold out
     
    Jennifer19, Jan 22, 2013
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  5. Aerianne

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    I stayed up most of the night comforting a newly divorced man.
     
    Aerianne, Jan 22, 2013
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    I can't come to work because my truck was used, battery ran down and no gas. Thank you daughter of mine, will you see 24. lol
     
    gsmile, Jan 22, 2013
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  9. Maelstrom

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    Facebook is demanding my attention.
     
    Maelstrom, Jan 22, 2013
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  11. Spectacles

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    I misplaced my eyes
     
    Spectacles, Jan 23, 2013
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    ...I have eaten so much...
     
    thudlmao, Jan 23, 2013
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    I'm Obama phone lady.
     
    odonII, Jan 23, 2013
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    ...I want to go to washroom...
     
    thudlmao, Jan 23, 2013
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  19. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    because I have the plague
     
    Spectacles, Jan 23, 2013
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  21. Ranger

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    "I'm not at work bc the voices told me to stay home and clean my guns"

    (tee shirt seen on woman)
     
    Ranger, Jan 23, 2013
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  23. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    I can't come in to work today because I need a nap.
     
    Spectacles, Feb 5, 2013
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  25. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    I can't get to work today because I've forgotten how to work the ticket barriers at the station
     
    BeachBall, Feb 7, 2013
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  27. Maelstrom

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    Because I have to hide the body.
     
    Maelstrom, Feb 7, 2013
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  29. Aerianne

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    I just relapsed with whatever illness I last used for an excuse.
     
    Aerianne, Feb 7, 2013
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    One of the tree stumps holding up the trailer finally rotted out and the trailer tipped in the middle of the night. The ol' man rolled out of bed and cut his head open on the frigerator. We are at the emergency room in the next county because the emergency room here told us not to come back after mama crapped in the coffee maker basket in the nurses station last time we took her in for swallowing her teeth with the moonshine.
     
    Aerianne, Feb 7, 2013
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  33. TAZER-69

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    Because my feet are asleep and won't move.
     
    TAZER-69, Feb 8, 2013
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  35. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Beacuse I can't find my pencil sharpener
     
    BeachBall, Feb 8, 2013
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  37. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    because I just realised that,as a boss-you SUCK!
     
    puggybear, Feb 9, 2013
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  39. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    I am dreadfully behind on my work and it is causing me so much stress that I need a mental health day.
     
    Heat, Feb 9, 2013
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