I can't go into work today because...

if i am late for work tonite then its because i drank to much....but im blaming it on the storm.

 

Searching of new house in new place so very late to work.

 

because i have a toof ache

 

Today is weekend know.

 

I can't go into work today because i have a blistered ass from sleeping on a heating pad

 

Feeling lonely in new place.

 

my daughter has the flu

 

My pet spider died.

 

my favorite band broke up

 

Because I'm sick of my job and want to be a rock star.

 

Because i ran out of tea.

 

Because I've lost my way....

 

because my house blew up!

 

because i said i wasnt going to go on an internet site named hipforums

 

^ very nice dude.

 

Its heavily raining.

 

Because the sky is cloudy

 

because I've fallen and I can't get up.....:-D

 

weekend and Saturday too

 

I can't come into work today, because I'm a time traveller, and I've already been to work this week, so I'll see you again last Monday