"I can't come into work today because..."

I dont feel like youll need me in today

 

I'm going up country, got to get away!

 

I tasted way too much of my homebrew..... hiccup...

 

Im going up to the country, baby dont you wanna go. I'm going to some place that ive never been before.

 

I got beans in my britches....

 

the sunrise is calling man, I gotta answer that call or my life may always be meaningless shit over an' over again ya dig?

 

Work??.........whats thats is

 

I was born in the back seat of a Grayhound Bus, rolling down highway 41!

 

...cause i hate by fuckin' job

 

i had a strange after death experiance and now that I'm alive again I realize you cats have no idea how life works and that I need to get out and be free!

 

I'm trying to figure out why 7-11 has locks on their doors.

 

I'm trying to decide the best way to... Uhh man I'm like soo high so could we just discuss this at another time? How bout Saturday, lunch at Poppa Johns? Ya dig?

 

I have a date with an angel!

 

I have to follow OWB on his date with a girl called Angel......who works for "DATELINE NBC TO CATCH A PREDATOR with Chris Hanson"

 

I'm being set up!

 

I got tired of Zipping up my skin......so I switched to button fly......got arrested this morning for "hanging 10" at the bus stop.

 

The house is surrounded and I'm not coming out!
Come and get me Coppers!

 

I got my lawn chair out, beer in the cooler, outside owb's house watchin the drama unfold...

 

My mistake it was the house next door so now I'm outside sharing a brew with farmout watchin the drama unfold...

 

i need to go watch the drama down the street with owb an' farmout. Peace man