"I can't come into work today because..."

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Oneness, Jul 20, 2008.

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  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I accidently drank the kool-aid...:-0
     
  2. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    im to old to be a hooker anymore
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    it snowing and I got bald tires
     
  4. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    i've got the runs and have been glued to the toilet seat all morning
     
  5. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I got frogs in me basement....:)
     
  6. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Great Balls of Fire!
     
  7. snake_grass

    snake_grass Senior Member

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    because you fired me
     
  8. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    Im a rolling stone :coolgleamA:
     
  9. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I broke the saddle....:)
     
  10. Spaced06

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    I have begun questioning the profound causes and effects of my active participation in the current social and economical sistem, which has lead me to refuse being another soul dead member of our consumer culture, and as such, will not be going to work today.
     
  11. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    I refuse to be part of a greedy capitalist system
    Aw man, just realised above poster said similar! Uhm...
    My granny ate a kitten whole and we must help her to the hospital to get it removed to prevent risk of digestive upset
     
  12. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    Im giving birth!
     
  13. Spaced06

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    My blankets are suddenly extremely heavy, and I can't seem to get out of bed.
     
  14. Oneness

    Oneness Dead

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    I'm a ramblin' man :coolgleamA:
     
  15. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    someone cut my hair off in the night
     
  16. liquidlight

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    I'm building a camp in my living room.
     
  17. PsyGrunge

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    i've got me leg stuck in the door
     
  18. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    My foot fell asleep.
     
  19. PsyGrunge

    PsyGrunge Full Fractal Force

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    there's spiders everywhere
     
  20. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Kids glued me onto the outhouse seat....:)
     
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