"I can't come into work today because..."

Cause yo ass just aint right

 

i don't want to be a wage slave today

 

I am superglued to the toilet seat at Home Depot.
One of the display toilets.

 

I'm fasting.

 

I have to pee...and its gonna take a while

 

..of the wife

 

I got some cash and need to go spend it.....

 

i'm in france

 

i fucking quit

 

i'm stll pissed

 

I have come to the conclusion that I would rather lay around the shack all day...

 

work is work and i dont feel like working

 

I sat on radiation

 

im proofreading wikipedia to make sure everything is right

 

I've got to read all of BBAD's posts from late last night....

 

i've overdosed on caffeine and am shaking like a leaf

 

Im writing a new Bible

 

I counting the blades of grass in my hay field for next years crop...

 

im dead

 

Its TGIF....