"I can't come into work today because..."

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Oneness, Jul 20, 2008.

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Im free...I've got no strings
    To hold me down
    To make me fret, or make me frown
    I had strings
    But now I'm free
    There are no strings on me
     
  2. Dagaz

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    A three foot wart grew on my butt and I can't sit down.
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    a friend called for help.....and its gonna take all day to file down that wart
     
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    I just had my wart filed down and now I'm really raw.
     
  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I have to rub someones raw ass :D
     
  6. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    I'm afraid. I'm very afraid.
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I see dead people
     
  8. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I see alive people!
     
  9. Dagaz

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    I'm more afraid of so-called alive people than dead people.
     
  10. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    I see dead people pretending to be live people pretending to be dead people.
     
  11. Dagaz

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    I found out that I am actually, metaphysically speaking, already dead and rotting.
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Im tied........................to the whipping post
     
  13. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I drank my slurpee too fast and now I have brain freeze!
     
  14. Dagaz

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    I have been drinking a new diet drink and disappeared.
     
  15. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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  17. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    i glued my ass to the chair.
     
  18. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    because I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain....
     
  19. marvinartist

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    i cant go outside.
     
  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I was abducted by aliens and Im still sore as hell
     
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