"I can't come into work today because..."

I'm depressed and have crawled into a hole, and I'm looking for a way to pull it in after me.

 

im helping Farmout clean his still

 

She's only a moonshiner's daughter
but I love her still.

 

Me N BBAD got the still fixed up, tryed out a samplin, passed out for a week...

 

Im overhung.........................and hungover

 

gotta fix BBAD a bloody mary to help his hungover.....

 

I'm all dirty after I crawled back out of the hole, so I'm looking for a place to clean up.

 

ghost under the bed, GHOST under the BED!!!!!!

 

I'm pretending to be a ghost under oneness' bed

 

I was cleaning the chimney...I fell in

 

got drafted and sent to nam....:-0

 

going to show off my egg stacking talent tonight on "Americas got talent "show

 

I'm going to sit in the audience of 'america's got talent' with a pellet rifle and pop the bottom one on Bbad's egg stack.

 

I have to deliver a "special" package to Giuliani tonight at the convention.....tick..tock...tick....tock...

 

The Republican Convention has convinced me that there is plenty to fear, mostly four more years of Republican Rule.

 

Im going to smash all my tvs because every channel has convention bullshit on it

 

I'm busy doing homework and hiding from politics. When it comes to a choice of the 'lesser of two evils' it's hardly worth participating.

 

I have to paint my car a different color before it leaves my garage........dont ask why

 

Use watercolors, that way you can run through a car wash and change the color back

 

I was on my way to work...on my bike....I hit a huge pothole and it bounce me off the seat and onto the back tire