"I can't come into work today because..."

I'm trying to see which tree has the naked orison in it...got to avoid the whole area...lol

 

Because me and B25YTL are going squirrel hunting today...........with spears

 

I was just bitten by a radioactive spider!

 

I was just zapped with Gamma Rays

 

I'm fighting a never ending battle for Truth, Justice and The American Way!

 

I'm going to a galaxy far far away ...where no man has been

 

cant get my coffin open.. the night shift sucks anyway.

 

I just want to be a mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper.

 

I want to be somebody..I could have been a contender

 

i'm playing forum games.. priorities!!

 

because I have a meeting today..........Hello everyone ..my nick is BBAD ....and I have a hipgames forum addiction

 

I'm off and running with the crowd!

 

I gots some "cheese" thats needs to be cut....and Its best I not do it near others

 

I'm on the road again.

 

Im going to follow the rainbow to my pot of gold

 

i'm dead

 

geeze I hope not... Im not gonna be in cause doing CPR on poster above..

 

I'm under the boardwalk.

 

im out in the sun

 

The highway is calling my name.