"I can't come into work today because..."

we are havin another bushbashin party at the farm.....

 

I quit.........Farmout just hired me as official farmparty bodypainter artist

 

I rockin a sock on my cock... and I like it..

 

some idiot duct taped an egg in my exaust pipe

 

I'm working on my bucket list.

 

I can't come in to work today because I haven't found myself yet. Yeahhhhhhhhh.

 

I lost my mojo.

 

because I just took you off my top freinds on myspace

 

because Im being chased by Roscoe P. Coltrane...............YeeHawwwwwwww

 

because I'm burning relationship reminders and momentos

 

Its 2am here ...I aint going to work....Im going to bed

 

I hear my bed calling my name.

 

gotta wash all these ladys bodys off so BBAD can come down and do his body paint art work.....

 

cause Im voting for mccaine. youll be out of business tomorrow anyways....

 

because im wearing the pants in this relationship

 

because my car has smelly air condition system and its too hot to drive in to work with the windows down

 

because you're the son of a 2 shekel camel herder's whore, the grandchild of a usurer and a maggot eaten goat, and the great grandchild of a flea infested hound and lawyer. May your descendants curse your name as the worst monster as their family for your pay practices and your cheap, base, foul behavior. May your wife leave you and have many tawdry affairs with everyone from the trashman to your hated enemies, and may your crotch become infested with the ticks of the devil's own hounds, may your eyes melt, your guts bloat, your rectum fall out, your ears and nose weep blood and you drown on a mixture of blood and vomit after being forced to eat your own weight in festering feces from a calcutta cathouse latrine.

in short. No.

 

could you please clarify just what exactly you mean by work.....

 

because I'm going to go sit under one of farmout's trees, drink some corn whisky and lemonade, smoke a huge bowl, and relax until I don't care how messed up things are right now.

 

Ya better watch out, Orison's up in one of those trees Neeekid....
I think I better hang around the farm with Born25YearTooLate and make sure nuttin strange happens, or make sure it does happen...