"I can't come into work today because..."

I tried to go to work but someone with a badge put this on the door

 

Cause im gona be on maury....

some bitch is claiming Im the kids daddy..

he dont even look like me....." you know what Im saying, you
Feel me you feel me.... what what what.... you know what Im saying.. you feel me.."

 

because Ive fallen..........and I cant get up

 

I'm contemplating my navel.

 

...of low flying aircraft

 

because I love my country not my nation.

 

Just tell the truth =P

I can't come into work today because I am tripping my f**king balls off.

 

I caught the 'thrax.

 

crummy's picture of zeus scared my cat.

 

The paradigm shift is too great, and I must make sure my thinking stays outside the box.

 

if i told you.......id have to kill you

 

I got somethin in my eyes.....

 

I have a headache

 

I'm tired of this shit.....:-0

 

because life's a pain in my ass atm.

 

I Quit

 

I'm organizing a get-together from all of us who've decided to tell the boss to go lube himself with styptic and screw a cactus.

 

Ive got something on my mind....:-0

 

^ nice..:-}


I cant go in today...I got to go see about a girl

 

Its toooo hot.......WAAAAAAA