"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

I'm trying to get the 'direct to internet' video feed in Musikero's place working.

 

I was egging a cop's car.

 

I am handcuffed to a polar bear.

 

I'm filming a polar bear molesting a grown man who is handcuffed to it mind you...

 

damn, wish I could get paid being a thread killer..... sniff, sniff, tear...

I'm spending the day sticking toothbrushes up me bum and then passing them out to people in the street trying to spread the word against gingivitis...I know, I give and give...

 

My panties are in a bunch.

 

I cant come into work today because my new collagen injections are causing an irritation

 

I just flew in from Vegas and my arms are tired.

 

Because I have no arms and people are scared of my robotic ones....say I remind them too much of Robo Cop but in a bad way...

 

I cant come into work today because this thread is on the verge of closure..............and I want to be the last post..........and declared the winnerarty:

 

I'm trying to stop BBAD from winning the last post of this thread.

 

because its to nice out to sit in that boring place

 

got drunk, fell in the water well, cain't swim.....

 

I'm trying to fish farmout out of the pond

 

You'll just want me to come in tomorrow.

 

I'm starting college so I can be smarter than you. If I come in, I might wind up with your job.

 

I'm going to help Born25YearsTooLate fish farmout out of the water well as soon as I convince him farmout is not in the pond.

 

That might explain why I couldn't find him.

I'm busy learning to be smarter by OWB's example.

 

I busy listening to all my music backwards looking for backward masking.

 

I'm busy watching OlderWaterBrother try to play CDs backwards on his RCA Turntable