"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

I'm trying to kill the last boss and I'm so close...

 

Herion overdose

 

someone spiked the egg-nog.......

 

I am building a Rube Goldberg contraption to automatically call in sick for me in the future.

 

cain't find my clothes, cain't come into work neekid......

 

theres an inch of snow outside

 

Sewer pipes froze and burst, I smell like ass.

 

i have to wait for the cable guy

 

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I am being haunted bt the ghost of Zappa past.

 

I am building a can sized ramp from the beer fridge to the sofa.

 

Cannibals ate my feet

 

my black war kodo died last night in a raid

 

I gots the constapation!!!!!!

 

hehehe . . .i left work 7 hours early today from tummy cramps... .really. i did.



*i'm still drunk from last night*

 

Last day of vacation

 

swallered my chewin bakki.......

 

road plows froze to the road.

 

My neighbour is vacuuming nekkid with the blinds open and he's really hot.

 

I have a ring of fire from the curry last night!