or you could drill a hole through your thumb and then carve out the first knuckle of your index finger, drill a hole through your hand till it meets up with the hole in your thumb. then place your weed where your knuckle used to be, light it up and suck your thumb.
there were times when i would carpet surf for stems and seeds, carefuly extract every scrap of left overs from them and smoke it out of whatever was handy, a carrot, a glass bead, a socket wrench, a beer can, etc.
I like to think of it as macgyver instead of crackhead but i made a 3 chamber bong with a perc (ice catch) back in the day, i even painted a design on it. everyone who smoked it loved it but i decided it was taking up too much space and i threw it out.
Oh man i've smoked out of A TON of differant macgyver bongs....like....alot from percalators,to G-Bongs (2-liter-5 gallon), fucking an APPLE. but the WORST has GOT to be when I smoked some purp out of a tin-foil pipe...
I smoked out of a quarter inch socket directly once. I've rolled a joint with both receipt and printer paper before. I always feel the dirtiest when smoking out of a can pipe thank god for glass
Dont laugh at my lack of artistic skills hahah those are supposed to be the little rolled lines in the joint. I dunno hahah
Hand Pipe directions.. make your hand into a fist.. keep your finger tips tightly against your palm and fingers tightly next to each other.. loosen fist to make a space between your palm and fingers while keeping finger tips touching palm.. put weed on top of your fist(thumb/index), put lighter to weed.. suck through bottom of hand