I built a masturbation machine for men that actually works

lol lol

 

this is an old thread that I didn't see the first time around and at first I was happy it got bumped because it made me laugh. But by the end it kind of just made me sad.

 

Haha, why sad?

 

Because this guy seems to be completely happy with the idea of fucking a drill, and not a woman, for the rest of his life.

 

I would be totally afraid of that thing!

 

At least he'll never be 'bored'.

 

and you damn sure should be!

those 5 years i worked in an emergency room, i saw first hand, hundreds of people, who ripped up their gentals to no end with home made sex toys!


i still say, the day is comming when something will malfunction with that damn drill, and his dick is going to wind up grounded hamburger meat!
:willy_nilly:

 

There are just some things you don’t mess with

 

:rofl: :rofl: You. Just. Made. My. Day

 

I've been using it so much that I don't even think about it as strange anymore. I can jerk off 4 times in one day with it easily in the period of about 3 hours. That's the most I've done in one day. I'm older now so I can't really do it 6 times in one day anymore nor do I try. Anyway, I've perfected it completely. It still uses latex gloves from wal-mart but I poke holes just above where you penis would be inside the thing, and I put rubber bands through the holes of the glove and the plastic cyclinder so that the rubber glove doesn't move around so much. If you don't do this, it can hurt a little bit because the glove acts almost as a noose and can get really tight. It won't damage your dick but it can rub the skin pretty bad. It doesn't do this anymore with rubber band holding the rubber glove in place. I actually don't even do any maintenance on it anymore other than sometimes I replace a rubber band.

I'm just saying that I built the perfect male masturbation machine for

$45 --- drill
$3 --- plastic shampoo bottle
$3 --- latex gloves
$1 --- rubber bands
$2 --- duck tape
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$54 total

And they sell these $300 machines that probably can't even get you off like mine can. This thing will do over 1000 rpms per minute. Even if you've drank 10 beers, if you can get a hard-on, this thing will not fail to get you off. And whenever you break a plastic cylinder, you can always go find another one. I've yet to break one, though.

 

make one to toss my salad and well talk

 

There's a group of investors interested in your machine:

 

my girlfriend spins on my dick

i am the winner.

 

I actually lik ethe idea but i wouldnt build it the way the op did. ignoring the drill bit thing(mean wtf at least get a drill bit thats nto sharp)


i think holding the drill there is probably more work than it should be and to noisy. the cup on that drill also dont look like it has cushion either.

id probably go for something like a strong fan with the blades cut off and have some fake pussy spinning in the center of some type.

 

I have this cardboard box that it fits into so it really is hands free. It rests on my lap. Just get a cardboard box that is like 11 inches high....measure it out you know. Then cut a hole in the top and the thing will just rest there. The box has held up all this time since I made this thread but I'll probably eventually have to get a new one.

 

Sorry I've been gone so long. I don't come here much. I'm still using the machine, though. I'm used to it now so I don't even think about it.

 

I never invented anything this good so I was very excited that it worked and had to tell the world. I've been trying to invent a sex machine since like 2000. 11 years...well 10 years and I actually did it. I've tried vacuums....vibrators...nothing worked at all.

I actually bought a 2nd hitachi drill as a back up just in case they stop making them.

I don't know about anyone else but one of the perks of having a girlfriend is that she jerks you off. Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore.

 

Ok dude that bit is designed to drill through wood crumbled up news paper ruber gloves and ruber bands are not going to keep your wood safe damb man go back to good old elbo greese much safer and no wories of impailing your dick

 

I jack off 3 to 4 times a day and sleep with my wife still some time 2 times a day with her on top of the masturbating and still am not going to build that dick death trap