I built a masturbation machine for men that actually works

you'd hurt your dick with a drill bit that has duct tape wrapped around the end? Call the hardware store and tell them that you are trying to drill through a piece of wood with a spade bit that has duct tape wrapped around the end and see what they say.

 

you cant hurt your dick any worse than this.. this guy here ate a mushroom and avatarded himself..

 

O.K....Your've Had Your'e Bit Of Fun, Now Be A Good Boi, And PISS OFF:toetap05:



Cheers Glen.

 

Is your name Jonesy? lol

Just funning with ya

 

As In Allen J.???...



Cheers Glen.

 

are you a moderator? I'm leaving but not because you told me to. Who do you think you are?

 

I Am NOT A Moderator, I Am But A Humble Senior Member Of This

Forum...

This Thread Made Me Itch, So I Scratched It...

Don't Take Any Notice Of Me, Just Carry On Where You Left Off....



Cheers Glen.

 

I was reading this whole thread to see whether anyone had thrown a Tim Tailor (Home Improvement) pun, like "More power!" (the most obvious one).

However, as I see it, this quote from that show fits the subject:

Tim: There's two different types of pain. Pain and man pain.
Mark: What's man pain?
Tim: Man pain is when you do something stupid.

No power tools from the home improvement/DIY section for my cock, either... Thanks, but no thanks. I stick to good old handiwork and reliable partners not requiring a mains socket or batteries. Plus: jerking off and having sex without power tools is eco-friendly!
You don't need any possibly nuclear power for getting your orgasms!
Mother Nature doesn't use electric power tools to cum, so why should we???

Hippies do it non-electric! :smilielol5:

Wiggling eco-aware bare toes,

~*Ganesha*~

 

bread, fishing rod, river, Catch Carp.. the rest is Self explanatory..

 

Sounds like a fucking tweeker if you ask me....

 

i think the op is full of shit.:sad:

why in the fuck did you (op) not just google something like "male sextoys?"
there are devices like this, that were invented back around world war 1 that, are just as crude as yours.

i bought a haticha wand at adult dvd empire about 5 years ago, that does the same thing as the drill. the wand is a spinning massager with attachments that can be use on assholes, dicks, clits, tits and, in cunts.
people have been using the wand since the 1930's.
it is almost 100% safe. of course, nothing in life is 100% safe.
as long as you keep your common sense and wits about you, there is a 99% chance you won't turn your clit or dick into hamburger meat!
that damn drill though, even if it is running at 20 rpm is still dangerous as all motherfucking hell!
it is a drill. IT IS USED FOR DRILLING! that is what that tool does! it is NOT a massager! massagers are SAFE to use on clits and dicks!
throw out that drill while you still have a dick to play with!
spend a hundered bucks on a good quality massager... your dick will love dearly you for it!

 

don't feed the charolls. they get off on these kind of responses

 

i'm not trying to feed the trolls and, if i did, i'm sorry about it.

what i'm trying to do is save, that one person, whom is dumb enough to belive, the op has invented a "great new toy" to play with.:svengo:

there is always, somewhere, out there on the web someone, foolhearty enough to try this stupid shit at home on themselves and, fuck up their bodies BIG TIME FOR LIFE!

 

Exactly, Thats The Reason I Finally Cracked Back In Post 63, I Just Had

A Feeling In My Water, That Because He Sounded So Convincing, Some

Dude Just May Be Silly Enough To Try It....

Anyway He Appears To Have Gone Underground, Perhaps He Set The

Speed Too High, Forgot To Use Enough Lubricant, And The Resulting

Heat Caused By Friction Caused Him To Spontaneously Combust....



Cheers Glen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQSOTnhdfis"]YouTube- 50 Cent ft. Mobb Deep - Out Of Control + lyrics
But we ain't come here to start no drama
We just lookin for our future baby mamas
With money with face with style and body
I cook I clean I swear that mami
Just as long as you don't go off and tell nobody
I go down low, I'm lyin I'm tryin my best to let you know
Sugar pop get at P The Doc beat make it easy to get 'em in the bed sheets

 

:rofl:

 

on that sex machine.. if that shaft isnt perfect straight, and if the receptacle that you put your dick in isnt perfectly concentric with the chuck its gonna wobble and snatch ur dick right off

 

Ahahahaha! Thanks for the good luagh.. but seriously, what ever happened to a good'ole fashion "Monkey beat down"? You know, the kind where you can't breath for a good 15 minutes afterwards? Lol.
Guess I'm stuck in the old ways. No?

 

It's Called, Geting Back To Basics, And Sometimes In Life, The Most Simple

Approach To A Problem, Turns Out To Be The Most Satisfying.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Indeed, indeed my friend.