I Bought 4 Affliction Shirts

No, ofcourse not. I must hate on people that buy them and make them suffer for their lack of personality.

Otherwise, how shall they see the error of their ways?

 

i imagine they would look even better with some wear and tear on them.

 

Yeah, the new smilies are gay as shit.

These are the only two that are decent: :cheers2:

The rest are just gay.

Almost as gay as men who buy 80$ shirts.

 

Who knows... maybe they'll sell them with some wear and tear, just like those jeans that already have the holes in the knees and such made out for you...

 

Putting too much messiahnic pressure on yourself, my guy.

P.S. You know what I'd really like? A nice pair of boobs in them.

 

they are only decent because the blue one was an old smiley and the beer one..well.. involves beer.

maybe someday a gay man will buy me an 80$ shirt.. until then there's always my trust burlap sack

 

Nah, it's mostly the pure and uncharted hate that I'm focused on.

Them finding the error of their ways is just a perk.

 

Sadly your good looks will go wasted on gay men. You should try to talk a lesbian into buying you an 80$ shirt...

Then sell the shirt on ebay to some faggalicious man and make some money... spend the money on crack or something that's much cooler than an 80$ shirt.

 

you are a god of good ideas, my man. i mean who doesnt love crack??

 

Ah, I suspected.

What does it do for you?

 

Most white people?

Yet I will change that, single handedly.

It is my goal to spread the crack epidemic to the masses.

Note my subtle references to crack in my posts... it is really a well-thought out scheme of global addiction and mind control.

The baking soda manufacturers are also in on this. We'll share the profits.

But shhhhhh.... don't tell anybody.

 

okay i want to get in on this. we could become billionaires and live in a mansion and wear assless chaps covered in chinchilla fur. AND WE'LL HAVE ALL THE CRACK WE WANT!!!

 

Well... we're not supposed to smoke crack... that's part of the plan... so that we don't get the disease... you know... someone has to stay clean and control the masses.

We could totally get an orb though...

 

dbl post

 

NO SMOKING THE CRACK? FINE. how about just snortin' some good old white people coke... and we should get a ZORB

 

Hmm... coke is still risky.

How about PCP?

Good ol' Uncle Tom PCP.

 

Three words: HE-RO-IN.

 

How About Pcp And We Can Use The Heroin To Come Down? Compromise?

 

Not a bad idea, but we'd be too dependent on Mexicans and Arabs to get it.

I think we might as well do something that's good, ol', and American.




Meth is awesome.