i beat old people

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Deranged, Feb 14, 2009.

  1. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

    at checkers often.

    then sometimes i beat them unconscious with an aluminum t-ball bat then burn them alive in a huge bonfire while dancing around it in a glorious satanic ritual.
  2. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    If you beat a mime with a fungo bat does he make a sound?
  3. Depends how committed he is to his profession.
  4. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    Could be a she-mime... (mimette?)
  5. Ah. Of course. Please forgive my insensitivity and take my word that I think female mimes are an admirable and skilled breed of people.
  6. liberer

    liberer Member


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