i beat old people

at checkers often.

then sometimes i beat them unconscious with an aluminum t-ball bat then burn them alive in a huge bonfire while dancing around it in a glorious satanic ritual.

 

If you beat a mime with a fungo bat does he make a sound?

 

Depends how committed he is to his profession.

 

Could be a she-mime... (mimette?)

 

Ah. Of course. Please forgive my insensitivity and take my word that I think female mimes are an admirable and skilled breed of people.

 

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