I Ate 160+ Grams Of Fiber Today

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  1. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I had these chocolate bar things in my pantry and i started snackin on them today. Between like 10am and 5pm I had 8 of them. What I didnt realize was that they were fiber bars and each contained 20 grams of fiber per bar. So thats 160 grams of fiber and whatever else I ate toda ythat contained fiber. Should i be worried? It says 1 bar contains like 35% of your daily fiber needs. Should I call an ambulance?
     
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  3. AiryFox

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    You might poop a lot.
     
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  5. Irminsul

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    And it'll be hard and dry and gonna tear your butt when you push. :d
     
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  7. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Should I call 911 ?
     
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  9. AiryFox

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    Only in an emergency.
     
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  11. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    If you are really concerned, you can call poison control.

    Sounds like things have already worked themselves out though. I don't think you were in any danger


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  13. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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    You're gonna be gassy....very gassy. LOL!
     
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  15. Irminsul

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    It's the best type of gassy though really because they're locked and loaded within seconds and they don't smell. :d
     
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  17. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I was ripping ass ALL night long
     
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  19. Pieceofmyheart

    Pieceofmyheart Grumpy old bitch HipForums Supporter

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    Fiber farts. lol
     
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  21. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I know youre all wonder what the exciting conclusion is... I spent about half an hour on the shitter this morning before work. Nothing out of the ordinary happened though.. I know, riveting tale, right?
     
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  23. expanse

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    Hope everything comes out alright.
     
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  25. GLENGLEN

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    I Don't Know Why I Waste My Valuable Time Reading This Shit...... :wall:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  27. Mr.Writer

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    10/10, would read and reply again.
     
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  29. Bunnielight

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    Seems like you'll be nice and detoxed at the very least. :p
     
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  31. Tyrsonswood

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    Expect an "I shit myself at work again" thread...
     
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  33. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    lol...

    I basically shit myself in the gym parking lot last week. Had to drive back home before i even went in.
     
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  35. thefutureawaits

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    This thread stinks
     
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  39. secret_thinker

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    http://youtu.be/qCRae5mRoRE
     
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