I am the sass, the pants of the sass, the whole of the sass...

apologies for my crowley derived entree, (i think i'm gonna make a lot of friends here already )

i'm the kinda guy you would like to trust around your parents, but really can't be sure if i'll end up getting you kicked out, or having your trust fund paused...or being forced to marry me (or literally ANYBODY ELSE BUT ME!)... i'm genuinely friendly but i have this bad mood bipolar side, kinda kicks in with strong dope and ppl being condecsending (my ex is a born again christian, I'm a {old soul} person that doesn't need to be convinced one way or the other, and I steer away from even taoist dogmas of duality, not a chessboard can hold me down...though I am way into my CIVILISATION V - AND JUST GOT BROADBAND!!! ANY MULTIPLAYER STARTUP INITIATIONS? HIT ME A TIP OR TWO literally never played the ole' civ any other way but ....singleplayer...hmmm....anyway, just to make acquaintances, i have been a member before, but my pc with my password protector got stolen, i won't break the rules though

{just ask for rude pics all the time, that's all...well into my collection of} wtf...sorry, some wierd sassy shit just started typing, he's not letting me delete that rude stuff, sorry, but thats on my record, i guess i'm just a rude pic loving guy now...

ha! just told me a funny joke! Would anyone like to know what happened to the first...no, can't tell that, nope, not gonna...

nope, look, no...i don't care how many times you've rewatched star trek listening to pink floyd-no-yes!-no...
you'll have to forgive me, i have guests!

set the controls for the heart of the sun!

 

Not sure what to say?

 

{i should be so lucky...} it's a world that would have no idea, even the sane side of ''sassy'' doesn't understand the underlying subconscious that make up the whole of itself. yes, i'm going to paraphrase that itself is my new first person diagetic about one's/its/my ability to hold regular conversation without even bringing up the idea that betty boo was the first to reply to me....without even bringing up that the majority of my brain WANTS BETTY BOO TO BE HIS WIFEY!

...let alone delete something that could go against him in a court of his peers, and yet also mention that as a friend of roger rabbit, does betty boo actually have a bf, and Candy Gal, thanks for the heads up, i'll be in control most of the time, with sass, cosmos, and pants, very much tight and within girth of normality...i hope this is pleasing to hear, as i am actually a very nice guy, once i have the pants, sass, and cosmos under control

 

I am sure you will fit into HIP just fine.
Maybe we can all learn from you?
I look forward to some fun with you. lol

 

How to impress a female.............get her name right

 

Hello and welcome from Connecticut.
I was here years ago but recently found my way back.
I choose a song for everyone new(or new again).
Yours is easy.
Sassy Pants by Sassparilla.

 

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