Yes, muthafuckahs, it is I. Yes, I who is the phony philosopher!! I have no truth to offer you. But I'd rather be me than be you, the psudeo-individual. And you ask me "why" as if looking for some great answer... but you fool, there is, never was, and never will be an answer, a beginning, or an end... chaos tells me so and I trust him more than the false quirks of your type. My epiphany has informed me that things such as epiphanies do not exist. I will be needing another epiphany before I can deecide whether or not to believe the first. Lifelessness is the sin. The sound of glasses being thrown and broken is AWESOME.