I am thankful that today I survived, I was out this morning walking Fang der Wunderhund, a Yorkshire Terrier with an atittude problem when I saw a large lady jogging towards me.....when I say jogging it was more a controlled avalanche in slow motion.. She had all the gear too, headband , sweat bands, Nike jog top and bottoms..all in pink, she was on my side of the pavement.. I was in a panic I didn't know what to do...hold my ground hoping that she was in control and able to steer around me..or attempt to throw myself and Fang over Mrs Andrews privet hedge.....I had visions of being on the local news...Local veteran run over by out of control Candy Floss Avalanche came to mind........ She suddenly screeched to a halt! ......Rubber burning from her trainers.....thank God for that icecream van!...... These are dangerous days..