i am so bored....

and my cat keeps sticking her butt in my face...

 

THe cat's ass is where it's at.

 

hahahahaha. my cats butt is covered in dobby doos.

 

boredness is no excuse for allusion to feline anuses

 

My cat is nasty. It makes my clothes all hairy.

 

I love my cat

 

I love my cat too...

lol... you guys are so funny...

 

But your cat is cool and has a funky tail.

 

KITTI! i love kitties! yay! cat but!

 

i'm bored too, and i don't even have a cat. but i hate cat ass in my face - why do they always put their ass in your face? maybe i'll go drink some beer.

 

they put their asses in your face because they're bored too?

 

hahaha...yeah, i guess if i had someone that i could stick my ass in their face right now, that's what i'd be doing

 

exactly!

 

haha cats suck - i mean objective analysis here:

dog - loves you, cat - doesn't become attached to you at all
dog - not allergic, cat - my eyes get so red i've been accused of being stoned more then once from it
dog - always goes with me when i run, cat - useless lazy piece of shit
dog - loves me, cat - bites me

oh well, when i was 17 i had to kill my cat. but i didn't feel all that bad

 

eek! but cats dont jump all over you and bark and shit! Dogs are scary.

 

cats might not jump all over you and bark, but they definitely do shit. yes indeedy, cats shit.

 

Sounds like your cats just trying to liven up the joint.

 

well its a day later and i'm still bored. maybe i should get a cat.

 

yeah