i am quite scared

Rifle is ranged, if she attacked with a knife she'd have to go up to him.

I say Pokemon! Go squirtle!

 

You can't call the police before the guy does something.

 

My computer is so slow that I had already started writing my reply by the time the assault rifle post went up. Just hadn't seen it yet. And I don't take that one seriously at all.

 

He's acting aggresively and throwing things at her door and demanding that she comes out. That is doing something.

 

what SKS's are inexpensive, you can find one at almost any pawn shop, and china made so many that they're STILL findable packed in grease

and they shoot nato 7.62 rounds, which, are just fuckin' DIRT cheap.

 

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Smother him in his sleep.

 

I hope that's the end of it. You definitely need to move out of there as soon as possible, though.

 

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Yeah, go for the smothering.

Tell your Mom and the cops he tried to touch you, you'll walk away with a pat on the shoulder.

 

Its BraveSirRubIn. I don't know why people confuse it with Ruben or Robin so much....

 

I don't really know either... it's not like it's not right there... <... it really makes no sense.

 

Is everything okay today, Bunny? We're anxiously awaiting your return.

 

I should cut his arms off and eat em

 

*can't wait to hear how the dog shit ice cream went over*

 

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It's good to hear your mom finally stood up for you guys. But I'm sorry you were reprimanded for the dog poop sundae. I thought it was pretty funny, personally.

 

Hit you with a metal pole? what the fuck?

 

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the poo thing was funny but not the right thing to do, it was no better than him.




but still funnier than (well) shit