I Am Officially Done With Taco Bell

I've been eating at taco bell since i was like.. idk.. 12 years old or so. Well, today on my lunch break at work I went to the food court and got taco bell (nachoes bell grande and some new burrito thing they had). It was pretty good to be honest, its what I usually get. After i finished the nachoes bell grande my stomach started hurting but i soldiered on and ate the double taco thingy. By the time i finished that my stomach was killing me. About 10 minutes later i started jogging to the second floor of work to go to the restroom. When I got there the shit was halfway out my ass already and what do you know, its out of TP. So I had to break into the janitors closet next door and get a fresh roll. By this time i was farting profusely and let off a couple minor sharts which stained my baby blue boxer briefs. I was on the shitter for about 15 minutes total. It was a disaster all around. No more taco bell for me.

 

Ok, I think we all get the picture







Hotwater

 

I sharted in my pants, i didnt shit all over the bathroom lol.

 

I was done with taco bell when I was like 10 years old and i opened a burrito because it smelled weird, and the meat was fucking rotten

And a good friend of mine just got food poisoning from the very same taco bell, like 20 years later. She should have learned from my mistake but i guess we all have to follow our own path and learn from experience

 

you actually examined your burrito when yo uwere 10 years old??

 

I was a precocious child

 

Actually it just smelled really bad, anyone would have noticed

 

If you didn’t learn your lesson from the highly reported E. Coli outbreak of 2006 or the Taco Bell Salmonella outbreaks of 2010 & 2012 then it’s on you


Hotwater

 

Oh it's totally on me. But this was the kick in the ass i finally needed. im just glad i didnt have diarrhea running down my leg and onto the floor.

 

I said the same thing about KFC on Friday.

It was my first fast food meal of 2017 though so pretty decent to go half a month before buying anything. Just was not impressed and usually it's the chicken or something but it was the actual burger. Was a new hot and spicy thing. I just didn't feel it. :unsure:

 

ah man, i'm gonna have to try that!

 

as time turner posted above, it doubles as an all natural laxative.

 

I never thought I'd live to see the day you gave up Taco Bell r0llinstoned. Good luck on starting this new phase in your life journey.

 

Thanks. Gonna be a long road but should lead to some positive changes.

 

I love the taste of some of taco bells food but I rarely go because I never know what to order. I know what I want but they just have silly names that I'm not gonna go studying to see what is on each burrito and gordito or qussadilla.

 

98% of time I already know what I'm ordering before I even know what I'm having. I always go for the same things.

 

Too bad you didn't have a keffiyeh

 

sorry

 

Once i started cooking for myself, i never looked back.