I Am Offended

As an intersectional feminist, as well as a queer, disabled, transgendered triphibian, you all really offend me in how utterly intolerant you are.

 

Your post offends me. Therefore you are wrong and a bigot.

 

Theresa May photographed in a white gent's public restroom? That's not offensive. That's your mum, getting her last bone in life. She uses more cream than a nun at Lent.

 

I never knew all those things about you, PR. So nice to get to know my fellow HForumers better!

 

Is a triphibian a type of frog?

 

"Sticks and stones,...Sticks and stones"

 

I am offended
by people who are offended
by me

 

You think you have it bad, Pressed Rat. My gender changes every day I wake up in the morning, and nobody, I mean nobody, ever calls me by my proper gender pronoun! Good god I'm so oppressed!

 

Offended, get in line.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-mju_gW3c8

 

I'm offended that I don't have my own safe space forum on here to post in. I'd like to speak to a manager!

 

arse

 

the politically correct term is "frontally challenged mid-human cellular structure."

 

I am offended that every one of those categories people are offended but once I say I believe in God I received the wrath of all peoples. funny how that works.

 

I'm offended by diversity of opinion. Diversity of skin color, gender, and sexual orientation is much more important.

 

and when we get done trying to make excuses for bigotry and to get everyone to go along with them, you don't suppose we could get back to giving a shit about the kind of world we all have to live in, and how we make it the way that it is?

 

How doth thee offend me? Let me count the ways.
You offend me to the lowest depths of perversion,
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight,
For the ends of all decency and grace.
Thee offends me to the level of every day’s,
Most quiet need to even take a dump,
Thee offend me as men strive for right.
As they would always turn from praise.
Thou offend me to limits of human endurance,
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.​

Thy offense is without limits to any decency!​

Thee would offend me with thy last breath,
With the slightest of all utterances,​

And God willing, thou wouldst offend all even after death!​

 

When people joke about being offended, when the portrayal is in fact that they aren't offended, but you've been around 'ere long enough to damn well know that they're offended.

 

I always suspected that about you.