I am never ever having sex ever again

What sort of accent is Oklahoma? Southern?

I just dont have an accent Im quite neutral

 

Ah but the real southern accents really get the guys......well guys not from the U.S. hahaha :tongue:

 

An' Oklahoman sounds like a Texan who just got donkey punched.

 

LOL! They get me too. SOOO awesome.

 

LOL!!! I guess Ill have to experience it

 

it's fucking horrible. seriously. no joke. southern is sexy. no other american accent is sexy, except "cowboy." that's just hot no matter where you're from.

OOOOO! so i was out on a "date" with dave and his FB, and she says to me "your twang is really cute." i thought "i have a TWANG?" and dave said "it was inevitable." me and his FB are from teh same region, for pete's sake. how'd i get a TWANG?

 

dont even gt me started on cowboy. Im already naked.

 

Haha the first cruise I ever went on, I had all kinds of men hitting on me because of the accent. One guy looked at me and said, "I caaaan speeeaaaak yeeeeerrrrr languuuaage." hahaha I looked at him and asked if I really spoke that slow and shitty. He told me it was adorable, and gave me a flower.

 

ah yes, your accent

very sweet and adorable

now the words you say...hahah

 

Surprisingly, I sound like an old Jamaican woman trying to read fortunes.

Call me now KC.

 

Sweet! On my cruise, it was all Jersey and New Yorkers, they told me I sounded like surfer. I said (to some long islanders) they sounded like the mafia.

 

My best friend is from New York, every time she gets pissed her accent gets really thick. I told her at times like those I'm afraid she is going to mug me. :tongue:

 

Thats sick hahaha

 

i've never been on a cruise. my accent is known as "american neutral," until you get me drunk or selling sex toys, apparently. it's not fair.

i've picked up a lot of accents in my life, moving around, pickin up on people's language and cant, as a navy kid. i guess, however, that my accent is now considered west texas oilfield, because that's what dave is/was. he's a child of the oilfield. you won't pick it up immediately, but you'll hear it after a while. and then, i'll annoyingly change to suit you. i SWEAR, it's a survival instinct, it's not me being pretentious. still, it's endlessly embarassing. i had one of dave's employees ask me seriously if i was from alabama. AAARGH!!! i hate it.

 

seriously, if you tell me you're didge, i will KILL you.

 

He actually does sound like that

 

i still think my accent is superior to everyones

 

Hahaha!

 

'course you do. you're a masshole.

 

Nope