I am lit af right now

Ask me anything.

 

But in all seriousness, happy 4th. It just might be the last.

 

Well that took a dark turn quickly

 

No, seriously... the "alt-right" is saying this might be the last 4th of July for America.... lol...

 

Oh yeah lol i went on twitter for the first time ever today just because those #secondcivilwarletters are fucking hilarious
Highly recommend

 

there is a 4th of july next year

 

no different than the last

 

Someone’s been listening to Alex Jones deliver an emergency broadcast on the lefts' attempt to spark a revolution backed by Chinese communists
to forcibly remove Donald trump from office i.e, this is the Last 4th of July.

 

It's the 5th where I live.

 

Uh oh... fire trucks are coming

Someone did a stupid

 

Do you even lift?

 

"What do you mean I can't be President of the United States of America? Tell me something, it's still 'We the People' right?"

 

I'm gonna toke up it's my birthday month Happy July!

 

^
Your mom was busy a whole month trying to get you out??

 

Happy 4th! I tried to spend my holiday in Buffalo, NY, but ended up driving through the night to Kingston instead. Ate dinner one evening in Rochester and thought of you.

I guess that isn't a question.

 

You were in Rochester and I didn't even get to meet you? Geez, I swear I am not that creepy!

Where did you eat?

 

Is that high or drunk? The millennials are confusing me with this term now. I’m old.

 

It's High, you can't light beer lol.

 

if you can't set the beverage on fire, is it really worth drinking?

 

days happen. although i suppose we could change the calendar, or maybe the names of the months.

who the hell said "don't start the revolution without me"?

lol