If you're willing to invest, I'm seriously thinking of starting my own credit card company. I will call it: AMIRACLE EXPRESS Let me know if you would like to invest in this holy venture.
I'm game... how does it work? For every dollar you spend you get points towards certain kinds of miracles? If so, very groovy.... it sounds good.
Hereth you go: Commandments - 1.Thou shall lend money to others. 2.Thou shall ask it back. I used to say the opposite but, at one point I almost filed for bankruptcy. 3.Thou shall ask back with 10% interest. Some jew friends of mine taught me that. 4.If thy fuckers not pay back, thou shall break their legs. 5.Thy shall not publicize too much business ethics. 6.Thy shall give back 40% of the gross to God. 7.Thy shall benefit from my protection. 8.In retribution, thy shall have lots of love by God. From his many female friends too. 9.Thy shall not worship another God. In this case, Vito and his organization. I'll stop it here because the last time I gaveth 10 commandments, it came out to be too much...
No-noeth... It haseth to be less than 10. I gave 10 to that guy Mosus once and you guys couldn't keep up. Nine or less please.
Break their legs - the bad payers - not you? What am I gonna do with you? Excommunicate you? Send you to hell for 2 or 3 hundred years? Don't play with God's yoyo too much. God didn't have sex yesterday and he's pisseth today.