I am God.

Hi God, I'm Jesus, i belive you know me.

 

hey jesus want to be my friend, im not one of those fakers who just gets to know you cause of your dad and the hookups you got to get them into heaven.

 

I NEED SOME ANSWERS! lol

 

Eh? Okie dokes then.

 

hmm...


Are you REALLY God, like the one they talk about in church? Or just some guy who decided to label there screen name with the word "God"? And if you're the God they talk about in church...which church is right? Because there are so many denomenations it gets confusing. Or, if Greek Mythology is correct, which god are you? Answering my questions would be much appricated, because I have pondered this for a while now.

Thanks!

 

God, Please can you help me? I want Preston to be moved to Scotland. Can you arrange it? Amen

 

of course if you love god then you automatically love everyone

 

No replys? GOD HAS ABANDONED US!

 

God has commanding/demanding/manipulation issues. God need therapy.

All hail Buddha.

 

dude God, i pray for my mom that she will be a happier person...she is like...on the rag 24/7 (she's a bitch) I LOVE U SO MUCH MAN

 

wow god , the internet found you too...hows the dsl service up there...heavenly eh?

 

You......are God? Not by yourself, and the rest of us, are very displeased with your statement.

Jerimiah
ELOHIM

 

LMAO too funny. This whole thread...thanks for the laughs.

 

I said that when i was 16.

 

I forgot..... you well meet Satan soon at the gas pump when you try to fill that Bus gas tank.