I am God.

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by God, May 9, 2004.

  1. Jesus~

    Jesus~ Member

    Hi God, I'm Jesus, i belive you know me.
     
  2. Pablo

    Pablo Member

    hey jesus want to be my friend, im not one of those fakers who just gets to know you cause of your dad and the hookups you got to get them into heaven.
     
  3. renee

    renee Member

    I NEED SOME ANSWERS! lol:eek:
     
  4. renee

    renee Member

    Eh?:confused: Okie dokes then.
     
  5. hmm...


    Are you REALLY God, like the one they talk about in church? Or just some guy who decided to label there screen name with the word "God"? And if you're the God they talk about in church...which church is right? Because there are so many denomenations it gets confusing. Or, if Greek Mythology is correct, which god are you? Answering my questions would be much appricated, because I have pondered this for a while now.

    Thanks!
     
  6. Xiola

    Xiola One Lonely Seagull

    God, Please can you help me? I want Preston to be moved to Scotland. Can you arrange it? Amen
     
  7. lazyharvest

    lazyharvest Member

    of course if you love god then you automatically love everyone
     
  8. Pablo

    Pablo Member

    No replys? GOD HAS ABANDONED US!
     
  9. God has commanding/demanding/manipulation issues. God need therapy.

    All hail Buddha.
     
  10. meatball6o9

    meatball6o9 Member

    dude God, i pray for my mom that she will be a happier person...she is like...on the rag 24/7 (she's a bitch) I LOVE U SO MUCH MAN
     
  11. blinkin

    blinkin Senior Member

    wow god , the internet found you too...hows the dsl service up there...heavenly eh?
     
  12. Jerimiah

    Jerimiah Member

    You......are God? Not by yourself, and the rest of us, are very displeased with your statement.

    Jerimiah
    ELOHIM
     
  13. MagBlue

    MagBlue Member

    LMAO too funny. This whole thread...thanks for the laughs.
     
  14. Last Stand

    Last Stand Banned

    I said that when i was 16.
     
  15. Last Stand

    Last Stand Banned

    I forgot..... you well meet Satan soon at the gas pump when you try to fill that Bus gas tank.
     

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