Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by God, May 9, 2004.
Hi, I am God. How are all of ya'll?
wutup god always wanted to talk to you, can you please forgive me for the girl i trick into sleeping with me. Ah men
God, I don't think you should forgive him. He's a jerk.
Incubus, for the sin of sleeping with an innocent woman, I CONDEMN YOU TO ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!
MUUWWAAAHH AHAHA HHAAA HAAA HAAA!!!!!
Thanks, God. I always knew you were on my side!
I've always been on your side, my beloved son.
Thanks, pa! Although I am really your daughter it makes me feel warm inside to know that you call me son, because I feel like a MAN inside! Only you would know, God!
Hey G! Long time no see! What's new?
GOD, YOU NEVER ANSWER MY CALLS!!!!!
shoulda, them freak-honeys from Mt. Julio were down celebrating a Chickadee's victory...................
if there is such a god, i would be able to win the lottery.
well, i'm waiting...............
Ya, but... I am DoggoD!
If you win that means God made someone else lose. I think God leaves the affairs of humans to such...
hey god thank you for blessing me with the gift of my 8" penis even though girls cant take it for very long.
I'm god... silly peasant!
God... plz damn and burn to hell who made the keystroke mistake and deleted the entire server...
okay.. do it peacefully and without to much suffering.. maybe give him/her also a small laptop to play with!
kidding.. I don't blame anyone!! shit happens!
what's the meaning of life?
I am God. The meaning of life is to love all.
Oh, and to be beauty.
could you use your conections to let me build a geo thermal plant in hell?
im starting a special interest group to bleed dry with ussless sycophantic lobbying n shit on their behalf....id like yer blessing god cuz it will mean $ in my pocket .the group is ....drunks against mad mothers .....damm what do you think god .....ill cut you in on the $if ya gives me props. deal ? you are god so you must know how to get in touch wit me !
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