I am God.

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by God, May 9, 2004.

  1. God

    God Member

    Hi, I am God. How are all of ya'll?
  2. Incubus

    Incubus Banned

    wutup god always wanted to talk to you, can you please forgive me for the girl i trick into sleeping with me. Ah men
  3. God, I don't think you should forgive him. He's a jerk.
  4. God

    God Member

    Incubus, for the sin of sleeping with an innocent woman, I CONDEMN YOU TO ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!

  5. Thanks, God. I always knew you were on my side! :)
  6. God

    God Member

    I've always been on your side, my beloved son.
  7. Thanks, pa! Although I am really your daughter it makes me feel warm inside to know that you call me son, because I feel like a MAN inside! Only you would know, God!
  8. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

    Hey G! Long time no see! What's new?
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter


    shoulda, them freak-honeys from Mt. Julio were down celebrating a Chickadee's victory...................
  10. misswhatnow

    misswhatnow Member

    if there is such a god, i would be able to win the lottery.

    well, i'm waiting...............
  11. DoggoD

    DoggoD Member

    Ya, but... I am DoggoD!
  12. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

    If you win that means God made someone else lose. I think God leaves the affairs of humans to such...
  13. Incubus

    Incubus Banned

    hey god thank you for blessing me with the gift of my 8" penis even though girls cant take it for very long.
  14. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    You're God?


    I'm god... silly peasant!
  15. Manolao

    Manolao Member

    God... plz damn and burn to hell who made the keystroke mistake and deleted the entire server...

    okay.. do it peacefully and without to much suffering.. maybe give him/her also a small laptop to play with! :p

    kidding.. I don't blame anyone!! shit happens!:p
  16. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

    so, god...

    what's the meaning of life?
  17. God

    God Member

    I am God. The meaning of life is to love all.
  18. God

    God Member

    Oh, and to be beauty.
  19. Pablo

    Pablo Member

    could you use your conections to let me build a geo thermal plant in hell?
  20. makno

    makno Senior Member

    im starting a special interest group to bleed dry with ussless sycophantic lobbying n shit on their behalf....id like yer blessing god cuz it will mean $ in my pocket .the group is ....drunks against mad mothers .....damm what do you think god .....ill cut you in on the $if ya gives me props. deal ? you are god so you must know how to get in touch wit me !

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