I am addicted to masturbation

Addictions can interfere with what is valuable to you in life.

Here's an important principle to remember:

If your relationship with your significant other is getting in the way of an otherwise rewarding life of personal enjoyment,,,

dump the bitch

 

Oh? That's weird. I mean yeah Bro, I admit I can't be sure what CC actually meant to say since he only gave us written words. So yeah, basically that's all I had to go on but going back over it again I gotta say....I still come away with the same take. I wonder if anyone else sees it the way you do and maybe I'm just out of it, ya know?. Like maybe I'm totally off the mark? Hmmmm..... Well anyway, you gave me some food for thought, huh?

 

Sometimes you just have to go with what nature provided:

 

nope, we have to put up with him in the lounge everyday that is nearly definitely what he meant to say, so yeah you got the wrong end of the stick there

Anyway if you think your addicted to wanking then replace hand with woman!

 

So then Cap'tn C is being less than truthful with us, eh? I wonder why he would tell such an improbable(impossible, really)tale? Hmmmm.

 

what? no I was agreeing with MadcapSyd

 

I appreciate the sarcasm. But yeah, i seriously think wanking it holds me back in life by using up time. I know many people actually enjoy this as much as possible but it just feels like mindless pleasure that is not worth my time. I diddn't post this here to get bs like that, i just wanted to vent how i feel in regards to how my body forces me to do its biological bs.

 

Isnt that the best kind though?

 

I don't think so. I find pleasure in music and going fast. It makes me think fast and thats my favorite kind of pleasure.

 

That's like saying if you go out and eat McDonalds you won't be hungry for dinner.

 

Yeah, sometimes i get this too, kinda why i made the thread i guess. Sometimes its great, sometimes not so, the feeling of being a slave/tool to your penor...

Also concerning sex, I'm a virgin, id happily not be selfish and please a sexual partner, but I'm odd person - I dont get along with most, and hookers n blow are something id rather not get hooked up in at this age.

So yeah, I'm still leaning towards High libido which has to come out somehow

Yeah as said, your obviously doing it wrong concerning your husband. Also concerning a life, i would very much like to compare mine to yours, just to see how generic your 'a life' is, so i can feel so much better about not having one.
And concerning the real thing being better, I'm sure it is, But seeing all these disfunctional 'relationships' around me, makes me question if its worth it, fucking my hand all of a sudden appears a lot healthier then trailing some insecure and whiny cumdumpster in hopes of her eventually putting out...

 

I hope your a troll. Or a christian. Otherwise, your thought process is very outdated, and would much better suit as decomposing matter/potential compost for my FUCKING CORN.

 

You misunderstood me from the beginning......

And it wouldn't matter anyway because my postcount is higher than yours so anything I say is automatically true.

No, but in all seriousness I don't think 3 times a day is unreasonable. Although one time I wacked of 4 times within 2 hours and my left nut started to hurt lol. I don't know why I jacked off so many times that day.... Oh wait it's because I ordered some crazy porno on my tv and it only lasted an hour and a half and I wanted to get my moneys worth... But then it ended and I wasn't done my last nut yet so I ran upstairs to my computer and watched more porn.

Then I realized I could have just watched porn on my computer instead of renting it on TV..... Oh well, I learned my lesson.

 

First you say you hardly ever jack off...the only time you do it is when you won't see your GF who you say you see most everyday.(and you fuck 2X, LOL!)

Now you completely change your story. You go from hardly ever whacking it to pulling on it "basically" everyday as well as fucking your GF everyday.(what happened to 2X a day?) Then you tell us you've been doing this for the past 5 yrs. 16 - 5 = 11yrs old.

I didn't misunderstand anything. I'm just repeating and quoting YOUR words. I think you tell so many fibs that you can't keep them all straight. You Sir, are a serial embellisher!

 

Buddy, it's called not taking things in their most literal way.

 

Yeah, I can be a little slow. Maybe you can point out exactly where I messed up? Thanks.(Buddy)

 

You are either a complete and total never-been-kissed loser or you're just pissed I gave the serial wanker award to the other loser posting and not you. I guess we could have a run off between you and Daiquiri to see who the biggest jerk off in this thread is?? Up for it?

 

You need a spiky glove

 

Yes that's what I said.... Thanks for repeating it for the class.

You've already proven you misunderstood me the first time yet your still going on about this...

Fibs? No no no, I think your just jealous that I'm getting pussy. Seriously man, if you were my age and had a girlfriend you'd be getting our dick wet just as much as I do.

 

Well then, taking into consideration your oppinion, I'm pretty much a loser then. However, I'm still sure if i could compare my life to yours, i would still be that much happier knowing i am one.