I am a stoner

mr.greenxxx · Jan 6, 2009

st. stephen said:

^"Drug addiction is a popular sport which originated in America and has since grown into an international frenzy. It is considered by many to be America's real past time, as opposed to baseball.

The game usually takes place in a stadium which is often referred to as the "ghetto" (other possible stadiums: Darryl Strawberry's basement, Rush Limbaugh's bathroom, the Superdome). The game starts with the Addict and Pusherman on the playing field, trying to avoid being "arrested" by the cops (one of which may be undercover). From here, the game can take many different directions. One option is for the Addict and Pusherman to barricade themselves in their mother's house and subsequently die from gunshot wounds by the police after an intense shoot-out, thus ending the game. The more common option is that the two are arrested after being victims of police brutality and/or sodomy.
From here, two new players are called onto the field: the District Attorney and the Defense Attorney. After a long part of the game which is known as a "trial", the attorneys are substituted by the Rehab Counselor. From here, the Addict and Pusherman are released after a brief intervention with the Rehab Counselor. Then, the game starts all over again. During the second round, the attorneys are replaced by Bubba and Allah; the Addict and Pusherman are incarcerated. DMX is on the field the entire duration of the game. "
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hahaha thats so awesome... but dont forget pops... this bum will rob ya of yer weed money.
For future referance, if a bum says to you, gimme 20 bucks and find me here tommorow and ill give you weed, you will most likely find him 200m away under a bridge with 20 bucks worth of whiskey.

Inexpensive Thrills · Jan 7, 2009

Whilst we're on the topic, I've been smoking weed for a while and want to try some other stuff, something fairly psychedelic, but I'm not sure if I'm ready for acid and shrooms yet. Any ideas? I live in the UK by the way.

jo_k_er_man · Jan 7, 2009

does2 said:

You are my idol.
Do you has a car, my idol always had a cool car....?
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i have a kick ass truck

jo_k_er_man · Jan 7, 2009

mr.greenxxx said:

hahaha thats so awesome... but dont forget pops... this bum will rob ya of yer weed money.
For future referance, if a bum says to you, gimme 20 bucks and find me here tommorow and ill give you weed, you will most likely find him 200m away under a bridge with 20 bucks worth of whiskey.
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mr.greenxxx · Jan 7, 2009

jo_k_er_man said:

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hahahahah

jo_k_er_man · Jan 7, 2009

Ebene is like fuckin Epic forum member..

DroneLore · Jan 7, 2009

weedwhacker said:

"Casually smoking a joint almost inevitably leads to addition. "
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I'm going to call bullshit. When my friend and I smoke, all we can do is subtract. Sometimes the more adventurous of us will divide, but I don't fuck around with that shit. :willy_nilly:

jo_k_er_man · Jan 7, 2009

DroneLore said:

I'm going to call bullshit. When my friend and I smoke, all we can do is subtract. Sometimes the more adventurous of us will divide, but I don't fuck around with that shit. :willy_nilly:
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LMAO:cheers2:

thisisme5 · Jan 7, 2009

DroneLore said:

I'm going to call bullshit. When my friend and I smoke, all we can do is subtract. Sometimes the more adventurous of us will divide, but I don't fuck around with that shit. :willy_nilly:
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You sir are the winner

does2 · Jan 7, 2009

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