I am a considerate lover and I wouldn't have sex with me.

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  1. neonspectraltoast

    neonspectraltoast Visitor

    What if you had to have sex with yourself to live? With a double of yourself?
     
    neonspectraltoast, Jan 28, 2018
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  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i would make sure to be the pitcher.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jan 28, 2018
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  5. wilsjane

    wilsjane Nutty Professor HipForums Supporter

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    If I met myself, it would be very boring and who would want 2 nutty professors on HF, LOL,
     
    wilsjane, Jan 28, 2018
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  7. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    *shrug* At least I know what I like.
     
    YouFreeMe, Jan 28, 2018
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  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    if we were of opposite genders that would be ok. being a gemini and we seem to be the one sign that gets along ok with itself.
     
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  11. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Yep; and I'd wear a strap on.
     
    Aerianne, Jan 28, 2018
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  13. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    unless that gay gene kicked in I don't think I'd enjoy it very much.
     
    Jo King, Jan 28, 2018
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  15. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Having to do it to live wouldnt need to be one of the conditions.

    Half a glass of chardonnay would do it
     
    Vanilla Gorilla, Jan 28, 2018
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  17. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Eh, it's basically masturbation 2.0
     
    Noserider, Jan 28, 2018
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  19. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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