I almost made my girlfriend cum again!

You're not crazy, just horriby confused about what straight relationships and women are about (the fact is, straight relationships in themselves aren't about anything, because every single one is different) You've solidified your view about it all based on your few experiences (few considering the world's massive population. I'm not saying you haven't had shit from some women or known some couples who lied to eachother) You've basically convinced yourself that that's the way it is and become a hardened cynic. Your words often sound like they're bordering on misogyny as a result of this, which is a shame, because I'm sure you're not a misogynist.

Your last sentence sums up the issue. "my kind" vs "your lot". This kind of talk is just as misguided as if I were to go around saying that every gay couple in the world was repressed and secretly hates eachother, they all definitely lie about masturbating all the time, and I only ever get shit from gay men. I'm not saying it's immoral to talk the way you do (obviously. You can say what you like and I'm not offended in the slightest) It's simply annoyingly inaccurate and narrow and I'd advise you to open your mind to the possiblilty that the view you've formed, nurtured and made solid in your mind may not actually be universal fact.

 

Standard projection technique isnt it, you dont like what I have to say, so there must be something wrong with me

Well, not really, you could probably fit them into a dozen main categories times 500 million the world over. Or to put it another way there is probably a 100 million couples in the world in a very similar situation to Duck and Lady Duck

Hmmmm, Hardened cynic....been trained from a very early age to go solely on instinct rather than the words that come out of peoples mouths, especially when it comes to anything to do with sex. And I'm gong to generalise again, but thats something the girls get trained to do better and earlier as well

I'm a mysoginist because I say out loud that many girls have to keep things to themselves to protect their mans feelings, ego, performance anxiety, or protect one of the basis's for the realtionship. Or that they have to be more subtle becuase they live in a world where most of the opposite sex is bigger, more threatening, sometimes scary. To me that just sounds like part of the big conspiracy - well if you are not with us, you must hate us. I understand the rules, but there isnt really any reason I have to go along with the rules

As we age, tending towards segregation for all groups, I think that is universal. Not just gay vs straight, Married with out kids vs Married with Kids, Still Single vs Married, Low Income vs High Income.

I dont say that cos its what I believe, I say that cos its what I see, nothing really wrong with it, just in the end we all want friends that are like us.

 

All my friends are very different from me in many key areas, such as sexuality, religious views, sense of humour and interests. I wouldn't have it any other way.

And I never said you're a misogynist, I said your posts sometimes make you sound like you're bordering on misogyny because of your stereotyping and cynicism, which is a great shame. I do find it clouds what are otherwise intelligent points, often to the point of ruining them. I really have no idea which conspiracy you speak of. The examples you have just given of points you were trying to make were not what came across in your original writing in this thread. Your original writing seems to say that duck's girlfriend is a liar, she secretly masturbates, and she does this because women lie.