I have been looking for a note that fell out of my wallet days ago. I think I put it in the pockets of one of my pairs of trousers but I kept forgetting to check, then this morning I dived into the ocean and saw it swimming around the water. I strongly considered letting it float to a better place, then I grabbed it and strongly considered letting it go, so I did, then I swam over and caught it again and put it in my underpants and then I used it to buy food.
If he invented the boomerang. Sorry that was racist. Really, I don't know. Perhaps a famous aboriginal spokesperson/poet etc.