I’m Going to have a Vasectomy...(Questions)

I was born not wanting kids or a family ever. IMO families are fucked up and codependent. I just wanted another person to hang out with forever. If it didn't work out there is always another one that I will come along. I went for a vascectomy at 20 yrs old they refused. A girl I fucked tricked me and had a kid and led me into a whole new direction which I hated. Get a vascectomy early as you can before you fuck up like I did. When they ask you why you want one say you have 2 kids already. They need a reason.

 

should’ve used a condom back then.

 

Very true but my biggest problem was that I was young and had not learned yet that people actually can lie to you with a straight face and use your kindness as weakness to further their own hidden agenda.

 

Have to expect that a load of sperm can create a
little you. Can’t take her word that she uses BC.

 

I am not “preaching”. Same thing happened to me-
we blew our load and boom- there it is..

 

After the cutting you have approx 90 baby making ejaculations that need to come out before you are free of creating another human,

 

Yes true- blowjobs for a month..

 

Hmmmm 90 blow jobs in a month? What a man.

 

You really don't need that many ejaculations unless you really want to cum that much. Sperm can remain in the semen after vasectomy for 3 to 6 months. It is recommended 20 ejaculations in the three month period following the surgery and then take a sample for testing. If the test comes back clean of sperm your baby making days are over. If not wait a month and have the sperm count checked again.

 

Run like hell if you see a hatchet!

 

Hi when its done give yourself a couple of days and do a daily wank to help clear your tubes, its the best way.

 

getting blowjobs are better.

 

Blow jobs with blood added, very nice.

 

Blood?? no just sperm.. Blood is for eating her pussy during her period..

 

That's what he told his wife . LMAO I don't recall that it took me much over a month or two but it's been a while .

 

Better safe than sorry- I went with @ 90 before the Doc cleared me for fucking wo a condom..

 

I think they say 3 months to be safe but still test you to be safe, as they say best to safe than sorry.

 

I have had one, no pain but purple balls for a couple days, had sex 1 week later & no difference in cumming.

 

And 3 months things will be fine. You can trust me there get your last letter saying you OK to go naked.

 

No difference in cumming of course- but one week later you are still shooting live sperm!