As any male who has used girlie magazines knows,semen is an effective paper glue. I was thinking I could use it as wood glue. Maybe I could make a chair and glue it together with my own semen. I could point out to any guests the chair they are sitting in was glued with my own semen.
idk, but a piece of molding fell off in the bathroom and I stuck it back together with tooth paste. still holding strong for the last couple years.
I dont think its silly at all...can one or two of you guys try it on wallpaper please? might be a niche in the market there.. i bet there are some really clever names that paste could be called too...leans on knuckle, looks up into thought bubble!
Have you ever woken up with your dingdong stuck to your thingthong? After a series of brutal REM boners while sleeping face down? The creepiest thing is that this glue idea has also occurred to me. The thing is I figure it might be quite susceptible to mold as it is a pure raw biological material. You might need to mix it with vinegar or something to make it antibacterial.
11 Posts, And Somebody Has To Ask.......Have Any Of Our "Adventurous" Readers Tested Out This Theory Yet.....???.... Cheers Glen.
Be careful what kind of chair it is, I recall hearing a statistic that oak arm chairs are 2x more likely to get pregnant from the use of semen then other chairs.
