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Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself!' started by Ted, Aug 28, 2005.

  1. Ted

    Ted Member

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    :) Hi, I'm new here and I don't know what I'm doing, so I'm just going to go ahead and do it anyway. My name is, Ted. I'm not a hippie and wouldn't want to be one. I don't try to understand anyone or anything and I don't expect anyone to try and understand me. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. I yam what I yam. I came here looking for a place to write and to express myself. I am an easy person to get along with, though I have strong opinions and rarely stand down. I prefer peace and love and sex, but if I must fight, so be it. When the fight is over, there will be plenty of hapless widows around to make peace, love and sex with. Works for me.:)

    I don't have anything to brag about really, so let me start by saying that I love girls and sex and guitars, guitars and sex and girls, girls and sexy guitars and guitars and girls that are sexy, Blues, Rock and Roll, working out and combat science, Billie Holiday, Ray Charles, SRV, Ted Nugent, Classic Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, - and lots more. I love girls in good health and shape from eighteen to fifty. I love them in all races and colors; Black, Caucasian, Asian, Hispanic - I just don't care. Bring on the ladies. I love them best petite, dark haired and dark-eyed and smart, but there are others with other admirable qualities worth having a look at too.

    I live in Las Vegas. The last place on earth I ever thought I would live, but I love it. I love the desert at night in Autumn, Winter and Spring the best. I love the wild wind storms we have here. I don't like too much heat. Summer sucks, especially July and August, but it does make for some great hot sex sometimes. Fornicating in the summer heat can be a great, hot time, night or day.

    I am a specialist in the Gaming industry here in Las Vegas. I love what I do and I am great at doing it. I always win.

    Nice to meet, Y'all. Have fun!
     
  2. solaray

    solaray hipmama

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    hello and welcome ted. very straightforward--gotta respect that.
     
  3. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    Hullo, welcome to Hipforums, hope you enjoy your time here with us.
     
  4. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    Hi Ted,
    I used to live in Kingman,AZ....couple hrs away from you(depending how fast ya drive), but I moved back to NH this month. Seems like I spent more time in Laughlin then Vegas tho. No matter where I am, I always find time to visit Hipforums so maybe I'll catch ya around here sometime.
     
  5. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    welcome 2 the forums ted!!
     
  6. twiztidrainbow

    twiztidrainbow Senior Member

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  7. wiggy

    wiggy Bitch

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    hey welcome to the forums
     
  8. Oz!

    Oz! Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    viva las vegas! :D
     

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