How Would You Like to Rather Die?

I wouldn't wanna die of ridicule,,, it would be a slow death, man that would suck.

 

Yebbut,if you were insensitive it would take YONKS before finally it got to you,Sally.
You'd be older than Dr Who by the time you finally popped your clogs!

MUCH better than being a baddie in a Bond film...life expectancy,3 takes!

 

Always wanted to pop my clogs,,, gonna do it on film tho.

Holy crap, a big fat pussy, cat, walking on my crossfire as I look out my window. Now that pisses me off. Luckily I have the cover on it but still, it's gonna be on my van soon putting paw prints all over it. I need a cat repellant of some kind.

 

This is a rough game---

Stuck on the tracks,and you see a train coming, &you cant do nothing about it-
or
while flying your Cessna, you realize your out out fuel over the Rocky Mountains and you begin to plummet hopelessly

 

I would like to prolong my life as long as possible, so I dont like to think about dying. Life is to good to die.

 

I guess the cessna because I had my glider come down a little hard once and survived, also a fire on board a plane I was on to Vancouver which we landed a little bumpy in a panic but were ok so chances are good I could glide into a landing if the conditions were right. Hopefully I am like a cat and have nine lives.

 

Oh-sorry....I managed to post a post I didn't know I'd posted,as I haven't finished getting it ready to post in the postal bit,where all the posts go....


Carry on,chaps.....

 

Haha! Funny! Gonna try it you know.

 

Just sneak up behind it and whisper "Puggybear!"

Best pussy repellent known to mankind,Sally. uke:

 

Still gonna try it, hee hee

 

I'd probably rather freeze to death. I loathe being too hot.

 

I don't know if I would want to go that way but supposedly it's a good way to go. You get numb and fall asleep so I heard.
What I know about going numb in the cold is when I was a kid my mom would dress us up in snow suits and tell us to go play in the back yard. All warm and comfy I had a habit of laying on the snow and feeling comfortable enough to fall asleep, did it a few times till she called us in. I know it wouldn't be the same without something like that on but for some reason when I was a kid I didn't mind it being cold, would just become comfortable and sleepy. Now I just want to go back inside because I hate the cold which is why I chose to move where the winters are mild and snow over a winter is next to nothing. I still carry a winter package in all of my vehicles of blankets, extra jackets and even a spare pair of boots because I could be on a mountain pass not even far from my house and have a break down where temps change fast at those levels. Here some parts of the year we can ski in the morning just over a half hours drive up the mountain and golf in the afternoon ten mins from my house, not that I care to golf tho. I see snow on the mountain tops from my windows long before we get a skiff down here for our first snow fall.