HEHE! I didn't notice (but I'm gald that you did). I would hang you upside down and beat you like a pinata.
I dont think there is any way i could kill apple spark........... but if i had to i would make her O.D on chocolate cake....... with frosting.
I would tie him to a chair, cover him in honey and put him in the middle of a forest near a beehive and swat the beehive and let nature do the rest.