How would you dispose of the body?

send it to anthony perkins.

 

I wouldn't. I'd stuff it then mount it on my wall like hunters do to deer. j/k

 

Id trade it to Gumbygurl for whatever she has for trade.

 

ferment it into liquor and sell it to anheiser busch

 

I'd trade you my stepdad. then you can kill him and trade him back where I'll later stuff him and send him to museum of Ripley's Strange but True.

 

it will involve fireworks and a potato peeler.

 

it would involve the sale of fireworks and a potato peeler to rummy

 

drop it over the fence at the Body farm and let it rot with all the others..

 

put it in a sewer and toss in a match, the methane would do the rest

 

Feed it to the homeless.

Cut it up, put the pieces in bags, and throw it in a dumpster. Simple but effective, though a bit messy.

Go to the cemetary, and bury it in someone's grave, right above their casket. Preferably a newly buried person (so the disturbed soil isn't noticed)

Or, weigh it down (cement shoes probably), charter a boat, sail out past the continental shelf, and anchors away!

 

make sausage

 

put it under the cellar floor.