How would you dispose of the body?

freeze dry it, use the now powdered blood to make a lamp stand (all the iron) since the rest of the body has now been totally desicated you can shatter the parts and mix them in with bags of dry ice to be sold to the general populous (around halloween) the teeth could be put into a rattle or soaked in vinegar in a dark place for a few months, either way no one's ever seeing them again and anyone who has smoking punch will suddenly have much more protien in their diet, Plus you get a nice new lampstand and practice smithing

 

ship it c.o.d. to a random person in connecticut

 

put it in a pig pen's trough

 

trade it with another body in a funeral home (preferably a "natural causes" ) trade your new body with a wax museum sculpture, you can choose a wax museum sculpture based upon whatever type of creativity you wish to exact towards it.

 

debone the body, feed the meaty stuff to the dog and keep the skeleton as a garden statue..

 

make sausages and sell them, then grind the bones to make my bread.

maybe line the skull and use it as a beer mug.

 

Well of course this is a problem we all must face at one time or another. Teeth removal is is a waste of time since DNA plays such an important role in our judicial system today, so its imperative to dispose of the body in whole. If you live on a hog farm as so many of us do youll know you can rely on your stock to pick the bones clean and thus reduces the volume youll be left to dispose of, and quite frankly its a great way to spend a Saturday evening.


If you dont have hogs perhaps you have sharks or pirrhanas ?......No ? So your just anti-pet ? Well ok we have options, Muriatic acid is a wonderful flesh eating tool, and then I woul recommend hiking deep into the Rockies and scattering the bones.
Or you could smuggle the body into Iraq, they have so many bodies lying around whats one more ? Please keep us posted on your eventual method of choice and GOOD LUCK !

 

Obviously your an Ed Gein fan.....effective but its been done

 

donate to a cadaver lab and move on to the next victim.

 

Honestly, who's Ed Gein? I was thinking of the Celts, jack and the beanstalk, and the Butcher in France in WW II who had a secret ingredient in his sausages, that the war made readily available.

But also, after further thought, the skeleton, if it was from a young healthy adult, could fetch a pretty penny in the med. school market. It is a thriving business these days, with a big demand for nice skeletons. Then I might just feed the meat to the wild animals, let the hawks, eagles, etc. have it. yeah
but I still want the beer mug.

 

put the organs in jars with lime and lead, drop them into a deep lake, this could also be done with all other non large bony components, those could be ground and mixed with calcium carbonate as an additive for fertilizer

 

l'd chop the body up into smallish bits, and when it's time to put the bin out, l'd put little bit of the body in the street bins, perhaps a few street away from mine...

 

coffee grinder and a lot of thermos'

 

open pit mine-turned lake and a shit-load of sulfur oxide

 

feed it to the Loch Ness Monster

 

i wouldnt dispose of it, id chuck a weekend at bernies! tie our feet together and attach string to the mouth to make it look like it was talking and stuff

 

put it under the floor boards at the old folks home with the rest of them.

 

id kepp it in my basement and bring it out everyday and feed it , give it a shower , brush its teeth and be its friend.

 

burn

 

shove it up someone's arse