How would you dispose of the body?

take the body to the pound at night and feed it to the dogs, then put the bones under the house with all the others...

 

Sell it to an animal food factory.

 

To be diffferent i would simply find a newly dug grave and give them a little friend to be with

 

drop it off on the door of a russian mobster.

 

sneak the body into a macdonalds restaurant and ram a whole big mac down its gullet. those bastards can use all the bad publicity they can get

 

I'd carefully stuff the body into some kind of huge plastic bag then I'd drive to Manitoba because they have the highest murder rate and I figure one more body probably won't be noticed. Once in Manitoba I'd find a national park or something and bury it miles away from the main trails and roads. Or if I didn't have a shovel with me for some strange reason I'd go out to some crazy remote location along the railway, wait for a train to pass by and throw the body infront of the train. I would then head back toward Ontario and continue striaght on to Halifax for a "vacaction". Thus I am far away from the place of disappearnce and the place where the body is if it's found.

 

bury it in a farmers field. cut up in fine small peices of course

 

first place we'll come looking for you then is halifax

 

I'll be sure to go somewhere else since everyone will be looking for me there.

 

cassarole

 

Have you seen Snatch? "Never trust a man with a pig farm." You just have to take out the teeth and shave off the hair. The pigs will even digest the bones.
Option 2 is true is based on a true story. Put the body in an industrial sized garbage dumpster. I took days to find the bodies at the garbage dump and the only reason the cops knew to look there was because of an anonymous tip.

 

That's great.

Snatch had some interesting advice on the whole.

 

Sell it to a necropheliac, they'll know what to do

 

Hmmmm

I'd sneak it into the crematorium, and it'd just get mixed up with someone else

Nice simple and undetectable after it's happened

 

You know those letter thingies that people send you with a list of addresses and it tells you to send five bucks to the person on the top and then put your name on the bottom and send it to other people?

I'd mail the body to one of those guys.

 

taxicab

 

l'd post it airmail to crummyrummy's house..

 

Turky Jerky

 

debone it and turn it into meatloaf..

 

I think I would give the body to the nurse in Bedlam's signiture. She looks like she'd know what to do with it.