How to smoke weed with a carrot

Discussion in 'Hippies' started by Amith Singh, Aug 30, 2019.

  1. Amith Singh

    Amith Singh Visitor

    super cool video and sound track on how to smoke weed with a carrot
     
  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    yeeeah im probably just gonna use a rollie paper if i ever get desperate aye
     
  3. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    My brother in law used to have a carrot pipe, it was a fake carrot.

    Anyway, the music sucks and chillums can be made out of lots of things.
     
  4. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Just go with a direct (but friendly) approach. No need to overthink it! Just walk up to the carrot and ask if it wants to smoke with you.
     
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  5. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    hahahaha.

    and also, have you been missing for a few days or something because i didn't realise until i saw you post, but i haven't seen you post
     
  6. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    I was missing for a few days. I may have smoked with a carrot a few days ago.
     
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  7. I noticed you were gone, but I didn't say anything. I was worried about you.
     
  8. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    For the record we were making chillums out of carrots 45 years ago and I am sure people were doing it way way before us....
     
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  9. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Set the carrot's hair on fire.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i swear i already replied to this thread. but i was the only one that time. did i smoke with a carrot?
     
  11. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    He's Got 3 Or More Identical Threads.......Rest Easy......You Aren't Cracking Up...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  12. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Well... He should rest easy.

    Wouldn't go so far as to say he's not cracking up.
     
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  13. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    A carrot and a banana go for a joy ride in a convertible.

    The sun is shining, the wind streaming over them as the engine roars and the tires squeal around the turns, then suddenly

    *BAM* ...the convertible skids off the road and crashes into a tree.

    The banana can't remember anything after that moment, waking up to find himself in the hospital...

    Banana: Ohhh...Where am I?

    Doctor: You're in the hospital son. Don't worry, you'll be ok. Your friend the carrot on the other hand...

    Banana: Give it to me straight doc, is he ok?

    Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news? He'll live. The bad news...I'm afraid he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life
     
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  14. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Comedy... Right?
     
  15. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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  16. parua

    parua Members

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    Cool! They can smoke with a carrot pipe, call in pizza with the banana phone, then doze off on a bed of lettuce.
     
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  17. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    She's from New Mexico, speaks fluent Spanish, and smokes only Acapulco Gold, while eating bananas. You have to pay extra to see the video of that one. For private showings, you have to contact her manager.
     
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  18. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Are you sure the private shows are about her consuming bananas orally?
     
  19. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    She's a nice girl, but has tuition to pay.
     
  20. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Always call for the food first.
     

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