How to Smoke in Your Room and Not Get Caught

Well this guy that used to be my x-step dad. Well he left me and my mom. So one night I thought he went up too bed so I said to myself I think I will go in the garage and smoke a bowl. I barely got threw one hit and he came outside to smoke a cig. I was like shit, then I was like I will wait till he goes back inside then I will come back in the house. He didn’t know I was in the garage. Because I had the door closed and the lights were off. I had no choice but to come out, his jump when he saw me come out in the dark. He was like what are you doing out here? I said nothing, then he was like If I go in the garage is it going to smell? then I said you better give it 20 mins. I don’t even think it smelled at all. I was just panicked and wasn’t a 100% sure it didn’t smell. He was fine with it and called me a buzz head. I said this never happened. As in keep this under your hat around mom. The reason I had to come out was because I knew he was going to lock the door behind me. I pretty much try to only smoke when my mother is not home. Sometimes I will try and sneak one when she is home. I only do that, if say we are going out to dinner and I want to have a buzz or something

 

That's a neat tip about relighting the lighter with the candle, some times the simplest things are the easiest to ignore... Great guide though, not sure if I'd ever want to smoke in the house, but parts of this can be applied to dorm room life and I can say from experience the fabric softener business works great!

 

Super easy---take hit, hold plastic bag up to mouth and exhale smoke, tie of bag. Simple, easy, bam, boom, done. poke bag with needle and let ooze out whenever it feels safe. happy smoking!

 

Or you could.. you know.. go outside?


Neat tips man, but seriously.. what are your parents going to do if they caught you smoking? I mean, would they prefer to catch you drinking?

 

smoke while you are in the bathroom after you took a shower and leave the hot water on and open a window, the steam will help take the smoke out the window. what you do about the smell is take a toilet paper roll with fabric softeners inside and blow your hit through the tube. when your done throw away fabric softeners and your high and smelling clean.

 

I live in an apartment. when I wanna smoke. I just go to the stairs at the corridor and finish one.

or you could just do what my friend does. he bought a bunch of aromatherapy incense and kept using them. after a while his parents got used to the smell and he could just smoke whenever he wanted. they always think its the aromatherapy

 

I don't smoke Cannabis currently (I am not against it though), but I occasionally like to smoke a cigarette (like one night per week I will smoke one). I live in an apartment by myself and I just smoke it right in the apartment with the windows closed, etc. It stinks the place up for about 2 hours, but usually if I run the air conditioner for twenty minutes and light a candle, the scent is gone quickly. By the next day, it is undetectable.

So I would imagine it would be similar with Cannabis. I don't know about the OP (if they live with parents or whatever), but it seems like if you have an apartment, you could easily smoke occasionally indoors without being noticed.

 

You do what I usually do pretty much.
I wait for my parents to be asleep, then i lock my door and put a towel underneath it. (my parent's room is right next to mine, mind you) i pack a bowl, turn on the overhead fan, spray some febreeze, and then I pretty much just do one-hitters. I inhale, cover the bowl, and put my lips on the window screen and blow out. Every so often i'll stop to spray a little bit more febreeze i'll swing a towel around in the air to get the airflow moving. Also, A good trick is to sprinkle some baking soda in the air. it really helps eliminate the smell. After i'm done, I spray more febreeze and swing around a towel for a good 2-3 minutes. Then I just leave and go to a different part of the house and enjoy

 

if your screen is easy to take out, just stick your head out the window and blow it out.

 

just get your parents used being around incense smoke. I just light incense here and there in my basement while my parents are asleep and space out the hits. also closed the vents.

i've been getting more daring and doing it during the day. i've never been caught with this method though my mom sometimes calls me out on the red eyes.

 

:iagree:

 

Sometimes it blows right back in. put a window fan in your window turn it on so it blows the air right outside. but the winter time is a bit more tricky having a window open might raise suspicion

 

"How to Smoke in Your Room and Not Get Caught"


Get your own room...

 

Amazing thread to say the least, I had fun reading through all of it!

I was always too paranoid to smoke in the house. I did it once while my parents were gone for about 8 hours. I smoked a blunt in the basement and opened the windows. Not only did the smoke linger, but the outside of my house smelt like pot.. Luckily it cleared up by the time they got home!

I like this thread, but I myself feel safer smoking outside

 

I grew up and bought my own house.

 

sorry just had to quote this, haha

 

I live in a weird area of the city in a small apartment right on the street, first floor. There are apartments on both sides of me, and one above. Makes smoking pretty much impossible in here. No way I could ever just open a window.

Good thing incense is common in my house, my dad even burns it (but doesn't smoke) and I've found a few brands that are really strong and I can get by when I have to.

Never been caught but never been entirely comfortable, either.

Which is why I don't really smoke in my room ever.

 

Just open your window a crack and blow the smoke right out there. If you're not wasting it, there won't be a smell. I would blaze all the time at my house. Since I moved out, now I just go out for a walk. Just find an empty place. Empty street, nature trail, etc.

 

haha This is a list of my childhood smoking methods all in one place! Great minds think alike.

 

I just want to come back and say the "spoof" thing works ridiculously well!!
I smoked bowls all day yesterday in a storage room without windows and ventilation. About 6 or so dryer sheets, and a couple of sprays of febreeze and you couldn't smell a thing!!

It still smells fine! I'll probably have to suggest changing the dryer sheets more often though, it didn't work as well after the 5th use or so, but even still I can't believe it worked!! Highly recommend