How to skin a cat?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bluesafire, Feb 10, 2009.

  1. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    I need to know, cause if that little ass monkey (we renamed him Hell Boy) attacks me or my daughter again I'm going to make me a nice pair of slippers out of him. Or furry underwear. :mad:
     
  2. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    Kitties is the craziest peoplez!
     
  3. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

    pick him up, pin his paws, turn him on his back (belly is up/exposed) and force him to make eye contact with you for a prolonged period of time.

    establish your position as the big cat.

    the rest will follow.
     
  4. Fuuunia

    Fuuunia Members

    You're kidding, aren't you? Why don't you just give the cat away, if you hate him?:toetap05:
     
  5. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    I don't hate him. I love him. He likes to sleep on my boobies.

    But he is a little shit basket and likes to attack my daughter (mostly) and me sometimes. He just turned 6 months old so he'll be getting his nuts chopped off soon. Moahahahaha. That should calm him down a bit.
     
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    a whack to the skull with a hammer will daze it long enough to get the sharp knife through the skin and a good cut up the belly. being warm it should peel right off like taking off a coat

    be quick tho, cuz the cat WILL wake back up and its gonna be totally skunt by the time ur done or ur gonna have a mess
     
  7. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

    :cheers2:
     
  8. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

    PETA would not make light of this thread. PETE would egg your house. Just sayin....
     
  9. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

    PETA are vegans, they wouldn't wanna hurt precious little unborn chickens..
     
  10. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member


    We aren't talking about unborn chickens, now are we? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  11. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

    potato peeler
     
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Lawn mower.
     
  13. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

  14. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    ^^^ thats the spirit
     
  15. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

    I'm kidding, of course.

    I'd rather skin a person than a cat.
     
  16. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    That cat still has skin, Mojo ;)
     
  17. Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Mr. Mojo Risin' Senior Member

    Skin schmin.
     
  18. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

    Lucky lil puddy tat!!
     
  19. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    Not the chickens!! Won't somebody think of the chickens!!!!! :eek:
     
  20. broony

    broony Banned

    tie his front and back paws toughter and hang him up so his back is facing the water in your bathtub or sick. slowly submerge him until you feel everything is complete.
     

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