How to skin a cat?

I need to know, cause if that little ass monkey (we renamed him Hell Boy) attacks me or my daughter again I'm going to make me a nice pair of slippers out of him. Or furry underwear.

 

Kitties is the craziest peoplez!

 

pick him up, pin his paws, turn him on his back (belly is up/exposed) and force him to make eye contact with you for a prolonged period of time.

establish your position as the big cat.

the rest will follow.

 

You're kidding, aren't you? Why don't you just give the cat away, if you hate him?:toetap05:

 

I don't hate him. I love him. He likes to sleep on my boobies.

But he is a little shit basket and likes to attack my daughter (mostly) and me sometimes. He just turned 6 months old so he'll be getting his nuts chopped off soon. Moahahahaha. That should calm him down a bit.

 

a whack to the skull with a hammer will daze it long enough to get the sharp knife through the skin and a good cut up the belly. being warm it should peel right off like taking off a coat

be quick tho, cuz the cat WILL wake back up and its gonna be totally skunt by the time ur done or ur gonna have a mess

 

:cheers2:

 

PETA would not make light of this thread. PETE would egg your house. Just sayin....

 

PETA are vegans, they wouldn't wanna hurt precious little unborn chickens..

 

We aren't talking about unborn chickens, now are we? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

potato peeler

 

Lawn mower.

 

^^^ thats the spirit

 

I'm kidding, of course.

I'd rather skin a person than a cat.

 

That cat still has skin, Mojo

 

Skin schmin.

 

Lucky lil puddy tat!!

 

Not the chickens!! Won't somebody think of the chickens!!!!!

 

tie his front and back paws toughter and hang him up so his back is facing the water in your bathtub or sick. slowly submerge him until you feel everything is complete.