How To Seduce My Wife's Sister

Can you advice how to seduce my wife's sister? We are both married and have happy family, but whenever I see here I get so hard. Dunno if she's on it but I'd like to try , she is so hot.. Any suggestions?

 

You're an adult. Ask her if she wants to fuck.

 

I can't, it can destroy my family... its all how to recon her..

 

You'd risk destroying your family over this? Something tells me that PART of your family is destroyed already. If not--it will be.

 

he'd be doing his wife a favor.

 

Ew , the thought of my brother in law trying to seduce me is so gross

There are really only two possible scenarios here, either she really likes and respects you because she thinks you're good to her sister, and therefore will lose all respect and come to hate you if you try to seduce her, or she already knows how disgusting you are and therefore won't be interested.

I dunno why I'm answering this seriously, this is the oldest troll post in the book

 

why you consider I'm so bad or disgusting? It's all about being very horny for the sister.. I don't know how to explain it but it is how it is and I asked how to recon her..

 

well, so far your contribution to this site has consisted of "post porn links, i can't control my erection, help me cheat on my wife with her sister." except with worse grammar. not exactly a stellar intro.

 

I think what you're looking for is the Florence Nightingale effect. Get your wife's sister alone and make yourself very sick. Drink poison. If you don't become delirious, pretend to be in a delirious state. Get an erection, and wrap her hand around your erection. Either she will start to jack you off or she'll be disgusted, but either way she will think you are in a delirious state, so you won't be to blame.

 

Get a hooker and tape a photo of your sister-in-law to her head. Problem solved.

 

Being horny for your sister-in-law, I can understand.
Wanting to do something about it (other than bringing that fine erection to bear in one of your wife's orifices) is a fun fantasy.
Actually doing something about it, is a different level of activity.

Actually doing something about it while "not risking destroying the family" is very difficult.
If you actually do have sex with your sister-in-law, she is going to tell her sister (your wife). Her doing it and then talking about it is far more likely than her actually doing it.

If you really want to have sex with your sister-in-law, the first person you need to talk to is your wife. If she is willing to loan you to her sister, this might work.
If not....

Keep it a fantasy - very, very low risk to the family.
Ask your wife if you can - low risk to the family
Ask S-I-L without first consulting the wife - moderate risk to family
Fucking S-I-L without consulting wife - high risk to family

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS, another moronic member being a total dick, you deserve what comes to you, and i hope your wife finds out that you are even having these thoughts and posting them here in this forum.

Get Lost

 

:rofl:

 

Try it and free your wife of this jackassery.

 

Awesome, thanks man. Duly noted (finally someone with a constructive answer!) :cheers2:

 

Answer to Riddle #50:

Brothers and sisters, I have none. But that woman's son is also my son as well as my nephew

 

You make me sick Asmo.